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  • Jumanji
  • The Last Unicorn
  • Forrest Gump
  • The Phantom of the Opera
  • The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

Movies I saw as a child that impacted and/or traumatized me but I don’t remember much about, so I review them with little to no context, enjoy!

13 films

Ya girl finally figured out how to put reviews in the notes for easier viewing pleasure 😎 :’)

  • Twilight
  • Shutter Island
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Carrie
  • It

Movies to watch with ur emo little sister :)

64 films

I’m jus out here tryna bond 🥀🌚

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Rushmore
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Bottle Rocket

Wes Anderson RANKED🎪

10 films

-Isle of Dogs and Moonrise Kingdom are the only WA films that don't have any involvement with Owen Wilson. -which,…

  • Little Women
  • The French Dispatch
  • Dune
  • Going Electric
  • Don't Look Up

Timothée Chalamet’s Upcoming Projects aka MY REASONS TO KEEP LIVING

7 films

WOW I love being respected and understood for once!!!!!!

  • Minari
  • Sound of Metal
  • Palm Springs
  • The Kid Detective
  • Horse Girl

2020 Ranked

19 films

Hahahah this year was ass

  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • Judas and the Black Messiah
  • Luca
  • Promising Young Woman
  • Cruella
  • A Knight's Tale
  • George of the Jungle
  • Hot Rod
  • Fight Club
  • Bad Times at the El Royale

Movies Where all I Could Think About the Whole Entire Time was How Hot the Main Character was

15 films

Do I like movies or am I just h0rny? Impossible to say :’)

  • Zodiac
  • American Animals
  • Rocketman
  • Nightcrawler
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Movies To Watch w/ ur Dad this Summer

51 films

Pretty much anything directed by Nolan, Fincher or Villeneuve and starring Jake Gyllenhaal or Ryan Gosling are good & safe dad-friendly…

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter Ranked :-))

8 films

I loved it when they were cute and little !

  • Moonlight
  • Short Term 12
  • Blue Valentine
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Where the Wild Things Are
  • 13 Going on 30
  • Sleepover
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • About Time
  • The House Bunny
  • Get Out
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Lady Bird
  • The Florida Project
  • Blade Runner 2049

2017 RANKED 🍿

50 films