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  • 2012
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • War of the Worlds
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

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  • Elvis

  • Original Gangstas

    ★★★★½

  • Moulin Rouge!

  • The Long Day Closes

    ★★★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    FIRST IMPRESSIONS

    Like other biographies, I'm left with so many questions by the time its over and they'll not even get straight answers from gatekeepers of culture. But this isn't about merely a whole life story. Baz confronts the ecstasy of the commodity, the image in all of its modes and monotonies, exploits and entrapments, until the opulence fattens you, burns you til you're fully melt, and runs you down the drain. It's an exploration into the visceral degradation of…

  • Original Gangstas

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  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

    The production value is disgusting to look at.

    The special effects are piss-poor.

    The acting is piss-poor.

    The costume designs are terrible.

    Everything about this movie is terrible!

    Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape

    I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
    Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

    In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…