any pronouns. when i'm not hard at work on my hit comic strip 'garfield' i like to watch movies
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Evil Dead Rise 2023
was thinking about how deranged it is to populate the cast of an evil dead movie with children until i remembered that like, the fucking exorcist is an academy award winner with some of the most unrepentantly vile punishments inflicted on a 12 year old i've seen in any horror movie. i don't think i'm really allowed to review this movie so much as provide a reaction, but idk maybe more horror films about motherhood and the dissolution of the…
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Grease 2 1982
not a high bar, but aimee and the contrarians are right - this easily wipes the floor with the original grease. straight up just a more competent, more enjoyable movie with better songs and sharper direction. and even like, real chemistry? will always, always love dorky high-energy '60s dances. deciding to make the t birds extra italian in this one is the kind of inspired creative choice that the first one simply lacks.
would've been even better if binge didn't speed it up to 25fps and crop the whole thing (outside of the intro/end) though!!!!! total joke of a streaming website
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Girl on the Third Floor 2019
I cannot overstate the sheer obsession this film has with the viscosity of cum, to the extent that I walked out of the cinema feeling as if I had some stuck in my hair.
