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  • Scream
  • Boogie Nights
  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • Carrie

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  • Other People

    ★★★★

  • Stuart Little

    ★★★½

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

  • Killer Drag Queens on Dope

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  • Other People

    Other People

    ★★★★

    Molly Shannon is one of the best actors working today and it’s time we all reckoned with it. How the Grinch Stole Christmas was just the beginning.

    Also, I will watch anything Chris Kelly writes.

  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    ★★★½

    I must have watched this countless times as a kid. For my entire life, whenever I’ve seen Hugh Laurie or Geena Davis, I’ve been like, Oh, from Stuart Little. That being said, I can’t remember watching it and I haven’t actually thought about it in years. Certain line deliveries feel like they’re embedded in my skull — particularly Mouse Jennifer Tilly (literally just playing Lily St. Regis from Annie) screaming TELL HIM THE TRUTH!!

    This movie rips. Every single cat is an Italian-American mobster. Also, Jonathan Lipnicki is currently a zionist jiu jitsu expert and he’s helping the Jewish community in LA according to Instagram.

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  • Annie

    Annie

    ★★★★★

    took some notes

    * literally iconic to start with an overture 

    * less than three minutes into this movie: “uh molly? we ain’t got no mommies and daddies and we ain’t never gonna have ‘em. that’s why we’re called orphans.” incredible exposition i love this film 

    * why is there dirt on these girls’ faces? were they working in the mines??

    * best supporting actor: laundry guy who wants to take out ms. hannigan for an ice cream sodie 

    *…

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★★★

    I hate the little mermaid bcuz of King Triton, he was disgusting, i hate him with my life, he doesnot leave the crab alone