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  • Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Candyman

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  • Piggy

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  • The Wait

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  • Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul.

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  • Jacob's Ladder

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  • Piggy

    Piggy

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Serious note: Sara, and all other fat people who suffer from bullies, deserve the world. I wish her shooting skills had played into the story more than the final moments.

    Unserious note: DAMN the villain was handsome! Possibly the hottest of 2022. Beard and belly? Sign me up! πŸ₯΅

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

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    Dolly De Leon, my captain. πŸ’–

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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    This movie fucking slaps! Saw this in the theater on my birthday with my best friend, and it couldn’t have been more perfect.

  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

    Repo! The Genetic Opera

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    This is such a campy slay