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Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • La La Land
  • Ratatouille

Recent activity

  • Elf


  • Eight Crazy Nights


  • Gladiator


  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas


Pinned reviews

  • Barbie



    Me and my friends actually cried tears of joy throughout the entirety of I’m Just Ken, life changing moment

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man


    “But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. And maybe we're all just ugly, dying sacks of sh*t, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.”

    I’ve been wanting to rewatch this film for a while now ever since I first watched it a few months back. And I’m really glad I did again…

Recent reviews

  • Elf



    🎶🎵I….I’m-I’m here👇😄, with my dad 😝👨, and we’ve never met🚫👎, and he wants me😳👈 to sing🎤😯him a song🎼🎤heh-he😅🤭…and uuumm🤔🧠, I was adopted😲👍, but you didn’t know🙅😕I was born👶😱😭. So I’m heeere
    now😁👍! I found you 🥹🫵! Dad-dy😝👨‍👦🫂!
    Aaaand guess what😆⁉️⁉️I LOVE ❤️ YOU🫵!
    I LOVE 🥰YOU🫵‼️ I LOVE 😍YOU🫵 OH!🎵🎶

  • Eight Crazy Nights

    Eight Crazy Nights


    Adam Sandler                Tom Hanks
    Voicing multiple characters in an early 2000s animated holiday movie

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