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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★½

    All it takes is one bad day.


    Joker is Todd Philips first attempt at making a character driven drama and he pulled it off spectacularly. This movie is about a mentally ill man who gets beat down by society and becomes the Joker.

    Joker takes the best of Taxi Driver and the best of The King of Comedy and combines them with the mystery behind the Jokers origin. Joker isn’t as much a comic book movie as it is a…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    I don’t care about bad human characters
    I don’t care about Monarch
    Just give me 60-80 minutes of Godzilla and Kong duking it out
    If that’s all people wanna see then give us just that.


    Godzilla vs. Kong is the fight of the year. Notice how there isn't King in the title, that's cause Godzilla said you gotta go through my ass to get that.

    So the movie is about Godzilla being pissy about something, nobody knows what's antagonizing him…

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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    This one really got under my skin👿


    This movie is garbage. Action schlock of the highest caliber. I went into this movie so excited too because I was hoping it'd be more of what I wanted and boy was it not. This movie is everything I didn't want the sequel to be, rushed, overcrowded, sloppy, boring and downright lazy.

    Consistency isn't a thing in this universe. This is not the same universe as the 2014 Godzilla film. Everybody now acts…

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★½

    Big Monke no like Creedence Clearwater Revival.


    So Kong: Skull Island is okay... it's a reimagining of King Kong but the movie manages to also be a reimagining of the entire monster universe or whatever they're calling it by making everything "more fun". With a brighter aesthetic, actors recognizable by the MCU and some wacky old songs to keep listeners engaged.

    Acting. Acting is actually pretty good all around the board. Tom Hiddleston gets to play an action hero and…

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    Everything about Se7en is perfect. 
    There isn't one scene in the entire movie that feels out of place, there isn't one bad performance, there aren't any bland cliché's, loose ends or cheap thrills. The entire movie earns every ounce of suspense, every shocking moment and every moment of unpleasantness.

    The atmosphere is miserable and sour befitting with the type of world that's illustrated by Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman's character. We never learn which city it's taken place in giving…

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    “The movie is entirely tendentious. It’s all planned yet it isn’t thought out.”
    -Jake’s schizophrenic vision of his ideal self


    This is a movie for intellecutals. I am not one of those. I am just a dumb dumb normie watcher of movies. But I will say this with confidence, I am really sick of purely interpretational movies for MaH tHeMeS.

    If you enjoy this movie then good on ya, there are a lot of things in this movie to praise…