saffertys

saffertys

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i like watching stuff and i like what i like

Favorite films

  • Tampopo
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Possession
  • Chungking Express

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★

  • Halloween

    ★★★★★

  • Sisters

    ★★★½

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    Halloween as a series has never been so brutal, even considering Zombie's entries. I found myself groaning, shouting at the screen many times watching this. Front and center are possibly the most unintelligent characters I've ever seen put to motion picture. The script is laughably bad 80% of the time ("Evil dies tonight!" said for a second time by a woman who seems to not even be trying). I mean, there is literally next to no plot happening during the…

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★★

    just an undeniable banger, i mean come on.

    this thing opens on black and white film, the viewer gets to see bond earn his 00 status, transitions to (in my opinion) a very good bond song as well as title sequence, you get that amazing crane fight, and before you know it the man himself is driving a god damn FORD in the bahamas. Eva Green just being absolutely gorgeous, high stakes poker, the stairwell scene, the poisoning, more high…

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    this film surgically detached my wig, launched it into the orbit, my wig made a complete rotation around the earth, started descending, and it was around this point the film fired a RPG missile at it and my head exploded.


    I put 2049 off for far too long.

  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    felt a lot like julia ducournau's freshman outing, raw, but in all the right ways. Titane is brutal, weird, freaky, hilarious (i can't overstate this), and surprisingly tender. I don't want to spoil anything, but go see this film. ducournau knows what's up and i will be buying a lifetime season pass.