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  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Your Name.
  • Chef
  • What Dreams May Come

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  • Yellow Submarine


  • Magical Mystery Tour


  • Scream 2


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  • Dune



    “Dreams make good stories, but everything important happens when we're awake.”

    I think it comes as no surprise that I absolutely loved this film. I am a big science fiction fan, I’m loving the book, I’m a Denis Villeneuve stan, and of course I’m going to love anything that inspired George Lucas to make Star Wars. Originally I tried to finish the entire novel before I went to see the film, but as I passed the midpoint of the novel…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Laurie Strode: "Evil dies tonight."
    Morgan Freeman: "Evil, in fact, did not die that night."

    I think it's adorable that within the first fifteen minutes or so I though the only problems I'd have with the film were young Lonnie referring to Meyers as "the boogeyman" (when it was more of a thing with Tommy and Laurie) or young Hawkins announcing he saw a dead dog and then when asked to repeat himself he just said, "Never mind." I think…

Recent reviews

  • Yellow Submarine

    Yellow Submarine


    Paul: "Look, it's a school of whales."

    Ringo: "They look a little bit old for school."

    Paul: "University then."

    Ringo: "University of 'Wales'."

    I don’t think I’ve been prepared to watch any of the four Beatles movies. They are nothing like I could have expected in my wildest drug-induced dreams. Yellow Submarine is no different. However, it's good that they ended on a high (no pun intended) after their dip in quality post-A Hard Day's Night. It's a shame that…

  • Magical Mystery Tour

    Magical Mystery Tour

    “If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen, the view is not very inspiring.”

    And I'll be honest... neither is this film. I've heard people talk so fondly over the original four Beatles movies since I was a kid and I finally decided to plunge myself headfirst into these films to prepare myself for the new documentary Get Back. And so far, I genuinely believe they have only made one good film: A Hard Day's Night. I mean, there's…

Popular reviews

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    Choi: “Hallelujah. You’re my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.”

    Neo: “You get caught using that…”

    Choi: “Yeah, I know. This never happened. You don’t exist… Something wrong, man? You look a little whiter than usual.”

    Neo: “My computer, it… You ever have that feeling where you’re not sure if you’re awake or still dreaming?”

    Choi: “…it just sounds to me like you need to unplug, man. You know, get some R and R.”

    Me: [Pointing Intensifies]

    I just…

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Bitch, hang up the phone and star-69 his ass!"

    Look, I realize that it isn't perfect and I probably should give it at least a half-star less... but I love this movie. Maybe it's nostalgia kicking in, but it's just so damn fun. It's meta enough to address the popular understanding that the majority of sequels do not hold a candle to the original and I don't think it actively tries to be better than Scream. In my opinion, at…