Rylie Morgan

Paul King's Wonka is going to save cinema

Favorite films

  • Wonka
  • Wonka
  • Wonka
  • Paddington 2

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  • Doctor Who

    ★★★★★

  • A Single Man

    ★★★½

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★

  • The Fabelmans

    ★★★★½

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  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★½

    Not only does E.T stand for Extra terrestrial, it also stands for extra puntable wee cunt

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★★

    Lmao Andrew Garfeild doing his best Bella Swan searching for spider bites on bing

    Gutted morbius didn't have a 'vampire, bitten by bat, vampire man' bing montage

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  • The In Between

    The In Between

    ★★½

    500 days of shut the fuck up

  • Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor

    Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor

    ★★

    Holy shit, nobody want to talk about the rasputin dance sequence?? When he said 'it's Masputin time'??? okay for that, I'll admit I cried.

    So happy the master decides to play solid bangers whenever his little schemes are going well.