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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Sep 2022 2

  Not only does E.T stand for Extra terrestrial, it also stands for extra puntable wee cunt

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 May 2022

  Lmao Andrew Garfeild doing his best Bella Swan searching for spider bites on bing

  Gutted morbius didn't have a 'vampire, bitten by bat, vampire man' bing montage

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  Doctor Who 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Feb 2023 3

  He's actually so fucking sexy

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  The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 2013

  ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023 1

  They will do anything but give us more Sherlock

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  The In Between 2022

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2022 3

  500 days of shut the fuck up

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  Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2022 3

  Holy shit, nobody want to talk about the rasputin dance sequence?? When he said 'it's Masputin time'??? okay for that, I'll admit I cried.

  So happy the master decides to play solid bangers whenever his little schemes are going well.