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  • Ed Wood
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

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  • Evolution

    ★★★★

  • Emily the Criminal

    ★★★★

  • Nightcrawler

    ★★★★

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★

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  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★

    If you ever want to experience the extreme 4D version of this movie, just go to any Herbalife convention and give your work email to the first person you see.

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★

    A24's latest "Gen Z skewering" Bodies Bodies Bodies frankly wastes it's visual prowess, and talented cast, on a thin whodunit script with an embarassingly predictable twist. That said, if murder mysteries are supposed to provide audiences with story based bread crumbs to follow...then Bodies Bodies Bodies comparatively lends it's viewers a narrative trail of stale croutons deep fried in glow stick goop.

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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.