American Pie

American Pie ★★★★

"No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!"

As time goes on and my high school experience slowly comes to an end, this just keeps getting better and better.

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