Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Jaws
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Recent activity

  • Pig


  • Christmas with the Kranks


  • The Prophecy


  • The 40 Year Old Virgin


Recent reviews

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    This is CAMP, baby, camp. I don’t know if any actor has ever heard a real Italian accent or just watched Mario and Wario Power Tennis matches. Felt like an SNL sketch at times and Oscar worthy cinema at others. A must watch like a train wreck.

  • Red Notice

    Red Notice


    This is basically like if you told an AI to build an action movie

Popular reviews

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House


    Yet another fantastic slasher in the midst of our full-blown renaissance, Patrick Brice's There's Someone Inside Your House takes the conventions of our favorite 90's teen screams (leaning heavily on the conceit of I Know What You Did Last Summer) and modernizes it. Brice manages to contemporize the trappings of the post-Scream thriller without ever inducing the eye rolls of some earlier attempts to capture that same Craven-Williamson magic. Visceral and bloody kills abound with a likable cast and although the ending drifts into some by-the-numbers killer whodunnitism's, There's Some Inside Your House is an absolute bop of a slasher.

  • The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia

    The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia


    An entire extra star for being the most hilariously named film ever