Ford v Ferrari 2: Ben in Tights
This might already be well documented at this point, but I have to come clean: I have a mild fascination with Matt Damon and a more-than-mild fascination with Ben Affleck. They fascinate me. I am fascinated. I will explain.
As a society, we’ve progressed past the need for these two men. They’re vestigial, the male nipples of Hollywood, and yet they keep hanging on, despite the bombs (The Last Duel, Downsizing, Live by…