I don't watch movies, I review them.

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Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Miami Connection
  • Jackie Brown
  • The Karate Kid

Recent activity

  • Perfect Blue


  • The Freshman

  • Manhunter


  • M3GAN


Recent reviews

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    If you are an adult and the only exposure you have to anime is Studio Ghibli films, I implore you to seek out the works of Satoshi Kon which is a good and mature step up in exploring the genre.

    Underestimated how creepy Perfect Blue is and how it works as a horror film. It's interesting that Satoshi Kon chose to debut directorally with something so uncomfortable. It's really striking how ubiquitous the paranoia one would feel from a stalker.…

  • The Freshman

    The Freshman

    LITERALLY like if The Godfather had a non-canon goofy and lighthearted filler prequel.

Popular reviews

  • Freedom Writers

    Freedom Writers

    Your English teacher watched this, thought they were Hillary Swank with your class, and made you guys watch it so you'd think so too.

  • Jackass: Too Hot For MTV

    Jackass: Too Hot For MTV


    the omlette was the most vile piece of cinema I've ever seen