I don’t wanna hear the ends of any sentences.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I love a good vampire movie! You got Brad Pitt eating rats and shit! He’s just an unhappy camper the entire movie. For once I’d like to see a fat sloppy vampire ya know? They’re always too sexy.
I guess not a whole lot happens. Just Brad Pitt explaining why his life has sucked for like 300 years. Still a lot of fun, though!