rudycheese

I don’t wanna hear the ends of any sentences.

Favorite films

  • Rocky
  • Brain Damage
  • Deadbeat at Dawn
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

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  • Django

    ★★★½

  • The House

    ★★★

  • Halloween

  • Picardía mexicana

    ★★★★★

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  • Django

    Django

    ★★★½

    My wife and I had to pause this sucker until we found out if quicksand is real and if it can really kill you. It is real but it can’t kill you…unless you’re really stupid!

  • The House

    The House

    ★★★

    Super cool animations but the stories didn’t quite hit home with me. The use of cotton and fabric to make these characters was fucking amazing tho. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★★★

    Yoooooo that shit was sinister AF! I actually got scared during the shit. I love movies that take place in Chicago. Even though it’s a horror movie I like to think someone was enjoying some Giordanos deep dish somewhere in there. Old Style!

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love a good vampire movie! You got Brad Pitt eating rats and shit! He’s just an unhappy camper the entire movie. For once I’d like to see a fat sloppy vampire ya know? They’re always too sexy. 

    I guess not a whole lot happens. Just Brad Pitt explaining why his life has sucked for like 300 years. Still a lot of fun, though!