Sometimes, my anticipation of a movie can leave me wanting more. This happens more times than not. Murdercise was my most anticipated movie of 2023 but CarousH3LL was never far behind and depending on the day the movies would flip or flop.
I watched Shingles the Movie earlier today when I woke up way too early after a night of drinking with good friends and buying movies like it was going out of fashion at Cinema Wasteland. Needless to say,…
This has been one of my most anticipated movies since donthitpause told me about it. Murdercise did not let me down. It is another 80s slasher throwback in an overcrowded sea but it is fun, sleazy, and blood-filled.
On the shoot of a workout video, tensions rise as Phoebe takes offense to everyone working on the shoot. Meanwhile, there are a pair of killers doing their own thing. These two worlds will soon combine and the result is blood-soaked mayhem.…
With a premise of zombies vs strippers or dancers or whatever they are that riffs Evil Dead and has Night of the Living Dead references, this sure is boring. It has moments of silliness but it seems to fall flat for the most part. The zombie makeup isn't the worst that I have seen, it isn't great but they tried. The story does pick up near the end but the time it does, I have already checked out. Oh yeah,…
Congratulations are in order. I have watched at least a year's worth of trash movies if you were to play each movie back to back without any intermission or break of any kind. That estimate is on the low side of things. Foodfight! has skyrocketed to the top of the heap of trash movie mountain. The amount of effort that went into this is laughable. The animation might be the worst I have seen and I have pre-ordered Camp Blood…
Is it wrong of me to enjoy the wheelchair guy's death so much? He wasn't an annoying character or anything but seeing him go down the stairs was amusing.
