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  • Rocky IV
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Ginger Snaps
  • Inception

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  • Censor

    ★★★

  • The Power of the Dog

    ★★½

  • Ghostbusters

    ★½

  • Ghostbusters II

    ★★½

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  • Censor

    Censor

    Knocking off a couple of more 2021 watchlist movies before summarizing the year entirely. This one started out with great potential but didn't quite live up to it.

    England, early 80's. Enid works as a censor during the height of the Video Nasties craze, tasked to look through the most violent horror films and recommend censorship and alterations. In the meantime she's haunted by a dead sister that she couldn't save, and she can't quite remember how and if she…

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    Benedict Cumberbatch is a homophobic jerk in 1925: the movie. Some gorgeous scenic photography though.

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  • The Terminator

    The Terminator

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    50 fucking stars. A hundred. The Terminator is, was, and always has been one of the greatest science-fiction action thrillers ever made.

    Let me kick it off with a story or two. The first time I ever saw this movie, I would've been about 6 or 7 years old. I was staying with my dad (a shady character) and older brother in a hotel room downtown. We were all eagerly looking forward to the movie, even though my parents had…

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★★★

    "But, hey, you know, that's what this is all about, right? I mean, discovery, teamwork, adventure. Unless, maybe, you're just in it for the money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "I'm gonna say... money."
    "Well, I guess I set myself up for that one."

    "I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard."

    I would've never expected that after enduring what is possibly Disney's very worst film (The Emperor's New Groove), I'd come across one of their very…