• The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    ★★★½

    more like the autistic family. gomez even has a train set. they’re just like me.

  • The Secret World of Arrietty

    The Secret World of Arrietty

    ★★★½

    i love bridget mendler and i’m not afraid to admit it

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★

    i wish the entire movie was just john/judy & daniel/sam

    also what does richard curtis have against fat women ??? and also women who are not at all fat but he seems to believe are obese ??

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    i think i would’ve enjoyed this more if i had seen it in theaters/was on my adhd meds. perhaps a rewatch is in my future

    also BRAD PITT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ???

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★

    the credits song is seabird,,, evil.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    SUCH a good movie but sadly the dropout edit hall of fame results were being posted during it so those did have to take precedent (i missed quite a bit of the movie because of it)

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★½

    every time i see vanessa hudgens i just think of that video of her talking about covid

  • Ponyo

    Ponyo

    ★★★★

    this bitch does NOT look like a goldfish

  • Black Friday

    Black Friday

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    still can’t believe tim straight up dies alone in the car. at least hannah’s final song fucks

  • The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

    The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

    ★★★★★

    they had $5 and a dream

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    ★★★½

    kamala khan’s bisexual awakening

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

    is coriolanus & sejanus’ ship name “anus”