• The Addams Family

    The Addams Family


    more like the autistic family. gomez even has a train set. they’re just like me.

  • The Secret World of Arrietty

    The Secret World of Arrietty


    i love bridget mendler and i’m not afraid to admit it

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    i wish the entire movie was just john/judy & daniel/sam

    also what does richard curtis have against fat women ??? and also women who are not at all fat but he seems to believe are obese ??

  • Minari



    i think i would’ve enjoyed this more if i had seen it in theaters/was on my adhd meds. perhaps a rewatch is in my future


  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople


    the credits song is seabird,,, evil.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One


    SUCH a good movie but sadly the dropout edit hall of fame results were being posted during it so those did have to take precedent (i missed quite a bit of the movie because of it)

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    every time i see vanessa hudgens i just think of that video of her talking about covid

  • Ponyo



    this bitch does NOT look like a goldfish

  • Black Friday

    Black Friday


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    still can’t believe tim straight up dies alone in the car. at least hannah’s final song fucks

  • The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

    The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals


    they had $5 and a dream

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels


    kamala khan’s bisexual awakening

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


    is coriolanus & sejanus’ ship name “anus”