If you were wondering yes this is what my life is like as a full time archaeologist except I have wayyyy more sex
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
You know how white people go to Peru to do ayahuasca and it changes their life and when they go home they have to tell everyone about it? I feel like I just went to Peru to do ayahuasca and it changed my life and now I have to tell everyone about it
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The Dark Crystal 1982
Microdosed Psilocybin before watching this in the middle of a forest and it was as magical as it sounds
One of my all time stand out favourite movies
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Spencer 2021
My sweet, darling boyfriend gasped, turned to me, and then asked in all seriousness, “Do you think they killed Diana?”
This movie was breathtaking in a lot of ways, I loved it and cried quite a bit. I will defend Kristen Stewart till the day I die, I am very proud of her in this. Also I think I have a very big crush on Sally Hawkins all of a sudden, one of my favourite performances in this movie! Bravo -
West Side Story 2021
I can’t make any jokes about this movie it was genuinely stunning, like I seriously had to sit and think overnight about what I’d write for this review and I still don’t really know what to say. I cried ugly tears at all of it, the colours, the cinematography, the acting, the choreography, the score. I had the most violent of goosebumps whenever Rachel Zeglar sang, like holy fuck. I didn’t know what to expect going into the theatre to…
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Licorice Pizza 2021
I got very very drunk watching this movie and after leaving the theatre I was convinced I could analyse every single line of the script but now I’m sober and writing this review I don’t really remember my analysis at all I just remember good music good clothes the haim sisters no plot just good vibes
I am just kidding I understand the plot and the message and every thing whatever I’m not a film freak and that’s why I’m still categorising this movie into the Dazed And Confused literally nothing happens but im just happy to be here cinematic universe 5 stars
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
I didn’t look up anything abt this movie beforehand and had the biggest most raging erection in my life when I saw Willem Dafoe and Andrew Garfield god fuck I can’t believe I was this horny watching a Marvel movie this is really a new low for me
But admittedly I genuinely really enjoyed this movie and this may be the first Marvel movie ever that my tiny little pea brain could comprehend so well done to whoever was in charge
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Scream 2022
This was really good. Like, really really good. I enjoyed it way more than I anticipated and was thrown so many times I genuinely think this was a great and fun nod to the first Scream movie. It actually felt true to this era in time and not at all overly Eurphoria and Riverdale-esque in the fashion or social commentary, which shouldn’t be surprising but they did such a good job. So much fun ah! Bravo