• The Lost City

    The Lost City

    If you were wondering yes this is what my life is like as a full time archaeologist except I have wayyyy more sex

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    You know how white people go to Peru to do ayahuasca and it changes their life and when they go home they have to tell everyone about it? I feel like I just went to Peru to do ayahuasca and it changed my life and now I have to tell everyone about it

  • The Dark Crystal

    The Dark Crystal

    ★★★★★

    Microdosed Psilocybin before watching this in the middle of a forest and it was as magical as it sounds 

    One of my all time stand out favourite movies

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    I have never been more horny in my life

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★★★★

    We need to bring back men smoking cigarettes wearing cock and ball revealing short shorts in movies

  • Infinity Train

    Infinity Train

    mid watch-thru review: fun and so cozy my bedtime show atm ⭐️

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    ★★★★★

    I love not having a penis!

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    My sweet, darling boyfriend gasped, turned to me, and then asked in all seriousness, “Do you think they killed Diana?”


    This movie was breathtaking in a lot of ways, I loved it and cried quite a bit. I will defend Kristen Stewart till the day I die, I am very proud of her in this. Also I think I have a very big crush on Sally Hawkins all of a sudden, one of my favourite performances in this movie! Bravo

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    I can’t make any jokes about this movie it was genuinely stunning, like I seriously had to sit and think overnight about what I’d write for this review and I still don’t really know what to say. I cried ugly tears at all of it, the colours, the cinematography, the acting, the choreography, the score. I had the most violent of goosebumps whenever Rachel Zeglar sang, like holy fuck. I didn’t know what to expect going into the theatre to…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    I got very very drunk watching this movie and after leaving the theatre I was convinced I could analyse every single line of the script but now I’m sober and writing this review I don’t really remember my analysis at all I just remember good music good clothes the haim sisters no plot just good vibes

    I am just kidding I understand the plot and the message and every thing whatever I’m not a film freak and that’s why I’m still categorising this movie into the Dazed And Confused literally nothing happens but im just happy to be here cinematic universe 5 stars

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    I didn’t look up anything abt this movie beforehand and had the biggest most raging erection in my life when I saw Willem Dafoe and Andrew Garfield god fuck I can’t believe I was this horny watching a Marvel movie this is really a new low for me

    But admittedly I genuinely really enjoyed this movie and this may be the first Marvel movie ever that my tiny little pea brain could comprehend so well done to whoever was in charge

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    This was really good. Like, really really good. I enjoyed it way more than I anticipated and was thrown so many times I genuinely think this was a great and fun nod to the first Scream movie. It actually felt true to this era in time and not at all overly Eurphoria and Riverdale-esque in the fashion or social commentary, which shouldn’t be surprising but they did such a good job. So much fun ah! Bravo