Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Exorcist 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2021 3

  I finally did it! I finally watched The Exorcist! Wow, this has been a journey. Growing up, The Exorcist was a film that was off limits. Even my dad,who would let me watch a ton of horror movies with him that were quite fucked up and are arguably more traumatizing than The Exorcist, wouldn’t let me watch it. All my relatives had nailed into my head how evil this film was, and that it was to be avoided at all…

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  Hypnotic 2021

  ★ Watched 27 Oct 2021 5

  The scariest thing about this movie was Kate’s wig. Babe, I love you, but this was so bad. I wouldn’t of sat through this for anyone but you. 😭❤️

Recent reviews

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  Safe 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

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  Trolls Band Together 2023

  ★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  Came for mamma Ru, stayed for the implicit bondage sex joke

Popular reviews

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  Begin Again 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Nov 2021 8

  Maybe I am petty, but I ALMOST lowered this to a 3.5 because James Corden was in this. Why was James Corden in this? I forgot he was in this. 😭 That opening scene was legit a jump scare.

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  Speak No Evil 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2022 5

  Sundance 2022 Film #4

  Christian Tafdrup, the director: “yeah, I don’t really like horror. This is my first time doing a horror movie. I wanted to make a movie that would make my audience completely uncomfortable and hate me”

  Me: “okay, yeah right chump. Let’s watch this halfed-ass shit show.”

  *watches the entire movie*

  Me: “PLEASE STOP. STOPPPP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW!? IT’S ALMOST 4AM, AND I CANT STOP SHAKING. SEND HELPPPPP”