Inexplicably this took me like 5 tries to finish and even so when that “produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick” card came up I was like oh yeah this is one of The Seminal Texts. Loved the slow creeping zooms don’t know what else to say :p
The Little Mermaid 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Did you know this movie is based on the 1989 Disney animated film The Little Mermaid? They share the same characters, songs, and largely the same plot! The main difference between the two films is that this one is live action
Fast X 2023
Having never watched any of the previous installments, I was unsure of what to expect from this. It turned out to be horribly edited, performed, paced, and generally thought out. Just complete doodoo for your brain; nothing is truly challenging and no character is anything but a caricature. I don’t know what compelled me about it, but I still had a blast. So many stupid CGI set pieces that were unabashedly cobbled together from green screens around the world, and they had me giggling anyway. Just a fun experience to go and turn your brain off with friends to kill a couple hours