Instead of a review, I've done something I think Eric Binford could respect. letterboxd.com/romstadt/list/binfords-bonanza-a-definitive-list-of-movies/
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Thanksgiving 2023
The cold open is absolutely great, the kills are good, the plot, decent, but there's not a single character you care even a whit about (Nell Verlaque, Jessica, has wonderful, big expressive eyes, so she garners a natural sympathy that way, but there's nothing in the writing to give her any character behind those eyes), just a group of super bland very basic teen types and some token adults, and it might be just a skosh too long. You may…
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992
Saw this when it was in theaters, with my friend Angie ‘cause she was an extra in it. When she excitedly whispered “there I am! See me?” during a brief crowded high school hallway scene, I lied and said “Yes! Cool!”
That’s all I remember about this flick.
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Elon Musk: The Real Life Iron Man 2018
Phony Stark. No way I'd watch this - I wouldn't cross the street to piss on Musk if he was on fire - I just wanted to make that joke.