Favorite films

  • The Blair Witch Project
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Pulse

Recent activity

  • Frankenhooker

  • Poltergeist

  • Saw III

  • The Masque of the Red Death

Pinned reviews

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    In an attempt to not repeat what others have already said about this film, I’m just going to address a minor moment that I haven’t really seen or heard other people talk about. 

    There is a key moment in Boogie Nights where Jack Horner, a porno filmmaker, is informed that he must switch from shooting his movies on film to shooting them on video. Horner responds to the news with anger and the spectator (as well Horner himself) gets the…

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    *extended version*

    "you boys are 'bout all i've done in life otherwise i've drawn zilch... you're all I have. you're all I want to have. my sweet boy."

    First, a few new thoughts about the film as a whole (regardless of the cut):

    Last Sunday, while sitting outside a coffee shop doing homework, I was struck by a little boy. The boy was walking with his mom and sister to the BounceU (a trampoline amusement center) directly next door to…

Recent reviews

  • The Masque of the Red Death

    The Masque of the Red Death

    was a little bit of zone out (LexG™️) for me but it wouldn’t be fair to blame the film because i kept getting distracted. regardless, this film is so good looking that it doesn’t much matter to me what was going on in it. such rich colors and textures!

  • The Craft

    The Craft

    stylish, sexy, and spooky. but i don't like how certain things unfold in the last 40 or so minutes. i don't want to see my witch coven split up! i want it to be like it is in the beginning when we're just hangin with our girls! watching them cast spells! i want to see them supporting and uplifting each other! and though it makes sense to have queen fairuza turn evil and crazy, i don't think it works to…

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    annoying blue check critics: groovy, soulful, and a little funky!! a love letter to california in the 70s!

    me and the fellas: this is a movie about being a young pimp hustler, snapping necks and cashing checks.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it's pretty messed up that maverick throws goose's dog tags into the ocean. you'd think, i don't know, he'd give them to his fucking son!