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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    In an attempt to not repeat what others have already said about this film, I’m just going to address a minor moment that I haven’t really seen or heard other people talk about. 

    There is a key moment in Boogie Nights where Jack Horner, a porno filmmaker, is informed that he must switch from shooting his movies on film to shooting them on video. Horner responds to the news with anger and the spectator (as well Horner himself) gets the…

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    *extended version*

    "you boys are 'bout all i've done in life otherwise i've drawn zilch... you're all I have. you're all I want to have. my sweet boy."

    First, a few new thoughts about the film as a whole (regardless of the cut):

    Last Sunday, while sitting outside a coffee shop doing homework, I was struck by a little boy. The boy was walking with his mom and sister to the BounceU (a trampoline amusement center) directly next door to…

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  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man

    “people keep asking if i’m back and i haven’t really had an answer. but now, yeah, i’m thinking i’m back!”—the movies, 2021

  • Into the Sun

    Into the Sun

    genuinely feels like this is a film made by aliens trying to pass it off as something made by a human. seagal's lack of any kind of effort really shines here. one of the worst movies i've ever seen lol

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  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man

    The Coen brothers' writing process for every single one of their films:

    Joel: Alright Ethan, what are you thinking about for our protagonist?
    Ethan: I got it! Lets make him be a really decent guy...
    Joel: I'm listening!
    Ethan: ... and give him the worst possible luck on the planet!
    Joel: Hmmm. Interesting. Elaborate.
    Ethan: Okay--So this guy is really decent. Moral. Ethical. Nice. The whole shebang. The kind of guy who doesn't really deserve anything bad to happen to…

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    "you don’t know how fast time goes by until you get there."

    there’s a LOT here and i look forward to revisiting it as soon as it drops on netflix. but until then i have one comment.

    de-aged deniro works and here is why: it is a reminder that we are not looking at a depiction of events that have passed but rather a recollection. this is a man’s memory of how he was years ago. it’s impossible to remember…