robert

-Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. It’s all greatest hits.

-But they’re the greatest.

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Moonlight
  • Streets of Fire
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • The Making of Monsters

  • The First King

    ★★★

  • The Card Counter

    ★★★★

  • Sweetie

    ★★★½

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★

    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★

    lydia bennet running away with a man and ruining the lives of her entire family by bersmiching their reputation: i am so random 😋🤨😏 I can’t believe I just did that 😤🙌😭🤣😊