going for "affable" "pithy" and "sanguine" here lemme know if its working

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Moonlight
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Streets of Fire

Recent activity

  • The Beaches of Agnès


  • Nowhere


  • The Master of Disguise


  • A Nos Amours


Pinned reviews

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

Recent reviews

  • Nowhere



    w/ live intro

  • Bottoms



    those are some intricate rituals

Popular reviews

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Titanic



    haha wow fucked up if true