robert

going for "affable" "pithy" and "sanguine" here lemme know if its working

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Moonlight
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Streets of Fire

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  • The Beaches of Agnès

    ★★★★½

  • Nowhere

    ★★★★★

  • The Master of Disguise

    ★★★★★

  • A Nos Amours

    ★★★★½

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★½

    ralph visits letterboxd.com and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    ★★★½

    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

    ★★★★★

    w/ live intro

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★½

    those are some intricate rituals

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★

    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★

    haha wow fucked up if true