robert

going for "affable" "pithy" and "sanguine" here lemme know if its working

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Moonlight
  • Streets of Fire
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • Hunger

    ★★★★

  • Zodiac

    ★★★★½

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★½

    ralph visits letterboxd.com and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    ★★★½

    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

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  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★

    some really beautiful nature shots in this one

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    less talking more hitting !!

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★

    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★

    lydia bennet running away with a man and ruining the lives of her entire family by bersmiching their reputation: i am so random 😋🤨😏 I can’t believe I just did that 😤🙌😭🤣😊