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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994
will forever be quoting "like a glove" regardless of how shitty my park is
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Stranger Than Fiction 2006
Me and this movie have history. It made me fall in love with writing and pretty sure it changed my entire life. Not to be overdramatic or anything.
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Stranger Than Fiction 2006
gonna start a notebook where i track everything that happens to me as either COMEDY or TRAGEDY and see how long until i snap
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
i want to apologise in advance for the person i will become in two days
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A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III 2012
the "film" is rubbish and makes no sense whatsoever (that's why I put the "commas" in it because I didn't feel the film had a script or a story) but what saves it from being the worst film of all time was that this particular film was the last job to send off Charlie Sheen's career with a gold medal before it went to hell because of his alcohol and domestic abuse problems, something similar to Joe Pesci's situation in The Irishman.
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A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III 2012
Why did they think making a movie about how horny Charlie Sheen is in 2012 was a good idea? How is a film made by a common collaborator of Wes Anderson, Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman so unwatchable? I need answers to these questions.
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A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III 2012
Wants to be 8 1/2 really badly, but it's actually just 1 1/2.
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