Robbie Batcheller

I am your average moviegoer! That is if your average moviegoer was sexy as hell and loved dick in their mouth!

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Swiss Army Man
  • The Iron Giant

Recent activity

  • The Voice in Your Head

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special


  • Free Birds


  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

    Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

    Real ones remember this as Blazing Samurai

  • Skeleton of Horse

    Skeleton of Horse

    This movie was such a snoozefest, and that’s if you even want to call this 14-second piece of horseshit a movie!

    One of my biggest complaints was the fact that there was literally no character development whatsoever. He remained the same skeleton horse by the end with no changes.

    And to be honest, I was kind of hoping for a (super sexy) girl skeleton horse (with big boobs that preferably would bounce with the animation because that'd give me a…