jourdain searles

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Favorite films

  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Cape Fear

Recent activity

  • Eileen

  • Black Swan


  • May December


  • All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story

Recent reviews

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    I just don’t find this as interesting as it thinks it is. It feels like one big joke—except that it’s not very funny and keeps circling the point like an annoying shark.

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    lars is doing She’s Gotta Have It for some reason? feels retrograde.

Popular reviews

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    why didn’t daniel and eli kiss

  • Eternals



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have a list of questions and complaints:

    1) sprite’s hair is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
    2) why did thena just stand there while gilgamesh was killed?
    3) why didn’t thena and gilgamesh fuck?
    4) was richard madden this bad on game of thrones?
    5) why doesn’t gemma chan emote?
    6) why did kingo just leave? i get he didn’t want to fight but he could have still been there.
    7) why didn’t druig and makkari…