Black Widow

Black Widow ★½

*Björk Dancer in The Dark Voice*

 🎶 To be hoooonest I reallly don’t careeeeee 🎶 

Western standards for action have truly dropped to an all time low, 2 hours of brand loyalty building with some of the worst editing in any of these, and wow, that’s really saying something! If this “real” & “espionage” facade appeals to you then good news cause there’s an entire cinematic canon waiting for you to explore beyond this hackneyed bullshit made up entirely from 2nd unit photography! Can we go back to movies not coming out again please?

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