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  • Swiss Army Man
  • UHF
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Wendy and Lucy

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  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • The Lost City

    ★★★★

  • Zoolander

    ★★★★

  • The Ambulance

    ★★★½

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  • Picture of Light

    Picture of Light

    ★★★★★

    -Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
    -Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
    -Yeah.
    -Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

    Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations / The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations / There'll be trouble in town tonight!

    -Seymour!
    -Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching…

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★

    An obviously polarizing film, and so far the reviews of this film are as follows:

    -a film only Aronofsky can make
    -not good, do not want
    -I AM SHOOK
    -life changing cinema
    -Aronofsky is a bro with an ego
    -cool camerawork
    -that ending am I right?

    I won't attempt to out-clever the front page Letterboxers, who cluck their tongues, write pithy one sentence reviews, and say what ever will be done with Darren Aronofsky.... but will say i appreciated this movie for being wild as hell.