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  • Rolling Thunder
  • Demolition Man
  • Miller's Crossing
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  • Escape Plan 2: Hades

    ★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Escape Plan

    ★★★½

  • Cliffhanger

    ★★★★

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  • Five Easy Pieces

    Five Easy Pieces

    ★★★★½

    every now and then i watch a film that perfectly encapsulates the emotions of a man born before 1990 and i cannot think of a better display of selfishness, pride and stubbornness on film than this one. 


    *i also picked 1990 so i could fit in with the emotional distant tough guys even tho i’m a a complete pussy.

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    ★★★★★

    it really doesn’t get much better than this folks, i could gush for hours about the gripping story, the design of the mimics, the impeccable performances from blunt, cruise and paxton or the special effects that look so much better than the 200 million dollar sludge we see in 2022 (on my way see thor right now btw) but what really makes this film is every thing that it’s not, there’s no involvement from a president or overarching ruler, there’s…

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  • Escape Plan 2: Hades

    Escape Plan 2: Hades

    ★★

    stallone is only in this one for maybe 15 minutes, batista around 10 and jackson with even less screen time. fortunately the scenes featuring those 3 (rarely together) are pretty entertaining but the prison (hades) and the 80% of the movie that take place within its walls are pretty dreadful.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    my only wish is that colonel parker would be even more ghoulish and deformed.

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    swear to god i thought it was a giant cowboy hat.

  • Over the Top

    Over the Top

    ★★★★★

    dude, this rocks so hard


    unfortunately over the top is actually 2 films, fortunately for me they both rule and work wonderfully together. the first part of the film is your classic father and son road trip story, stallone plays the soft spoken endearing father trying to build a relationship with his annoying son mike while being pursued by a very tan robert loggia and terry funk (yeah dude) the second film and conclusion is a star studded arm wrestling…