Favorite films

  • Desperately Seeking Susan
  • Escape from New York
  • Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • The Rock

    ★★★★½

  • About My Father

    ★½

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★

  • The Island

    ★★★½

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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★

    There isn’t even a silly French chef who sings about how much he enjoys gutting and cooking fish in this one, like what’s the point

  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★★★½

    Cipher pulling up in a DeLorean was crazy, they’re finally setting up for The Past and the Furious

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  • The Rock

    The Rock

    ★★★★½

    “You call it what you want! You’re down there, we’re up here! YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN ROOM COMMANDER!”

    Ed Harris in this might be one of my favorite performances. Pure intensity.

  • About My Father

    About My Father

    ★½

    “What’s the fuckin’ matter with you? What are you, a fuckin’ sick maniac?”

    “What? You got a problem with what I did to the peacock?”

    “You stupid bastard, I can’t fuckin’ believe you. Now you’re gonna dig the fuckin’ thing now. You’re gonna dig the hole.”

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    I always said an Elvis biopic wouldn’t be complete without a Doja Cat needle drop

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If The Grabber had kidnapped Gwen instead the movie would have been over in like five minutes, she would absolutely demolish him with zero help