Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★ Watched 25 May 2023 11

  There isn’t even a silly French chef who sings about how much he enjoys gutting and cooking fish in this one, like what’s the point

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 18 May 2023 14

  Cipher pulling up in a DeLorean was crazy, they’re finally setting up for The Past and the Furious

Recent reviews

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  The Rock 1996

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 May 2023 1

  “You call it what you want! You’re down there, we’re up here! YOU WALKED INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN ROOM COMMANDER!”

  Ed Harris in this might be one of my favorite performances. Pure intensity.

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  About My Father 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 May 2023 5

  “What’s the fuckin’ matter with you? What are you, a fuckin’ sick maniac?”

  “What? You got a problem with what I did to the peacock?”

  “You stupid bastard, I can’t fuckin’ believe you. Now you’re gonna dig the fuckin’ thing now. You’re gonna dig the hole.”

Popular reviews

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jun 2022 23

  I always said an Elvis biopic wouldn’t be complete without a Doja Cat needle drop

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2022 32

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If The Grabber had kidnapped Gwen instead the movie would have been over in like five minutes, she would absolutely demolish him with zero help