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  • Things

    Things

    Three guys get drunk in a house and occasionally find spiders. One of them spontaneously combusts offscreen, but he's fine about forty minutes later.

    I don't know how you could watch this and think "yeah this is releasable". But they did. I'd say don't watch it sober, but the movie already accurately simulates the experience of being belligerently intoxicated. So watching it drunk is actually like getting even more drunk for free, which is a good deal.

    Also one of cinema's most accurate titles.

  • Tyrel

    Tyrel

    ★★★★

    If I ever meet Caleb Landry Jones he's going to have to work very hard to convince me he's not actually a huge tool