Favorite films

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Handmaiden
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • An Affair to Remember


  • Theater Camp


  • No One Will Save You


  • Gangs of New York


Recent reviews

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    i think it was actually a mistake casting uma thurman because a mid performance from her still makes all the other acting in the movie look absolutely comically bad 💀

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye


    we HATED planes in 2005

Popular reviews

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    shout out to this movie for inventing lesbians, cinematography, and me shitting myself in a movie theater

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    why did i have this listed as four stars when andrew garfield saying the words "fuck you flip flops" alone makes it a five star movie