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  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • EverAfter
  • David Byrne's American Utopia
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  • M3GAN

    ★★★½

  • Shin Ultraman

    ★★★★½

  • Shin Godzilla

    ★★★★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★★★★

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  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    Chucky: Out of all the toys I could have ended up with, I get ginger fuck face in overalls

    M3GAN: When you can sing and murder like me, you can change from Princess Aurora to Princess Diana real quick

  • Shin Ultraman

    Shin Ultraman

    ★★★★½

    I didn't expect Ultraman to kick a Kaiju so hard like he was aiming for a goal in Foosball.

    Ultraman: HAAAAAAA DESTRUCTO DISK!!!!!

    Krillin: THE FUCK???


    Amazing looking Kaijus who are nice references to some of Godzilla's enemies, the same "Morning in Tokyo" soundtrack from Shin Godzilla, and intelligent humans who are capable of defending themselves. That all leads me to one question and one question only.



    *Puts on sunglasses* Where the hell is Gojira?

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  • Blue Is the Warmest Color

    Blue Is the Warmest Color

    ½

    Look behind the scenes, then try to defend this piece of trash director to me and I'll verbally break you! This movie is so manipulative and its a waterfall of acid that I hope gets poured on to the director's career. From what my friends have told me, the sex scenes are awful and moist, the characters are weak sauce. And yes I don't need to watch this "MOOooovie" to know how the actors felt uncomfortable while they were filming.…

  • The Boss Baby: Get That Baby!

    The Boss Baby: Get That Baby!

    Harmless until I saw a nude censored baby. Netflix, you really need to think before doing sometimes.