Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 May 2022

  not to get too horny on this little movie app…but i’d let charlie swan do unspeakable things to me

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  All Too Well: The Short Film 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2021

  ANY WHERE I AM IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL

Recent reviews

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  A Very Brady Sequel 1996

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2023

  “get with times, greg. there’s a new thing called women’s lib. it means women get everything they want.” and “sure, jan.” i’m sorry but marcia is too iconic.

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  The Brady Bunch Movie 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 28 May 2023

  clever and funny.

  i love it when a parody is made by people that genuinely love and care about the property they’re spoofing.

Popular reviews

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  Pretty Woman 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2021

  for once i’m not engaging in the feminist discourse! sorry! sitting this one out. i’m here for julia’s curly hair!

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  Crush 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2022 3

  absolutely living for this era of corny queer movies. so special and wholesome and IMPORTANT. we deserve movies that don’t overly sexualize and traumatize us!

  i could have really used stories like this growing up, and it makes my heart happy knowing that we’re finally getting it.