Bird Person

tormented by grief, managed by hate

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Across the Universe
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Creed

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  • WWE Survivor Series WarGames 2022

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★★

  • Dredd

    ★★½

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★½

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★★★½

    Move over Citizen Kane and welcome the new gold standard in cinema, Morbius 

    After being stuck in production hell and months and Monthbius of delays being fed more and more bs, we were graced with this. Gods gift to cinema, an 105 minute movie about what truly happens when a crippled doctor becomes part bat. And boy oh boy was it good. First of all I want to congratulate the casting director for casting Matt Smith as a douchey malnourished…

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★★

    I think the real Glass Onion is the friends we made along the way

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★½

    I liked this. Rick liked the soundtrack. Matthew liked Karl Urbans ass. I like Justice

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    Should’ve called it YEP, that way if someone said “is YEP good?” I can say “YEP!” And they won’t know what I’m saying and might ask me to clarify. I won’t clarify. I’ll just stare back. I’ll stare back whilst my smile slowly fades, I want them to know what it feels like to be questioned so I tilt my head a little to the side as if to pose the question “something the matter piss pants?” Maybe they’ll look…

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★½

    That was perfect. So much fun. Loses half a star for Thick Groot just because he was uncomfortable to look at

    And also I think my friend Tony likes Mantis