Uncut Gems

Uncut Gems ★★★★★

All my makeup came off during this movie because my hands were on my face the whole time which is BAD NEWS FOR ME because I want to have disgusting sex with all of the people in this film ranked in this tentative order: 

1. Sandman
2. Julia
3. Lakeith 
4. Kevin 
5. The Bog(osian) (though this feels too low on the list given how horny I felt lookin at the guy) 
6. Idina
7. Cute guy who worked at the shop who couldn’t  get da damn door open 

in conclusion ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU this was the fucking best I love basketball

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