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  • Corpus Christi
  • Winter Light
  • Persepolis

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  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    ½

  • Barbie

    ★★★★

  • The Wrath of Becky

    ★★

  • Becky

    ★★★★½

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  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    Peter Pan & Wendy

    ½

    Take perfect source material.
    Hollow it out.
    Steal the visual style of P. J. Hogan's perfect adaptation but turn it into a muddled mess.
    Sprinkle some meaningless, corporate wokeness on top while removing any actually progressive elements the original story had.
    Voilá: You now have a steaming pile of shit!

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    A cynical cashgrab
    Which knows that it's a cynical cashgrab and tells you so
    Then proceeds to attempt to deliver earnest political and philosophical messages not to look like the cynical cashgrab that it is
    Making it woke-washed and thus an even more cynical cashgrab
    While at the same time being a pretty abstract movie about ideas in the vein (but not the spirit) of Godard's Alphaville
    Obviously made by an incredibly cine-literate movie fanatic
    Sharply satirising and attacking (film)…

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  • BoJack Horseman Christmas Special

    BoJack Horseman Christmas Special

    ★★★★★

    The Christmas Special is the only episode of "BoJack Horseman" that I haven't watched.

    After watching the finale, my girlfriend and I had a giant, un-ironical, two-day fight about whether the finale was good or not.
    That's how seriously we take the show.
    Because that's how good of a piece of art it is.

    After coming to an uneasy peace-treaty regarding our opinions about the finale, we wrote down our top ten episodes and re-watched those over the course of…

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Seated next to me in the cinema was a true Tarantino fan. He was about twenty years old, nerdy, visiting the theatre with his friends. He was SO into this movie, it really annoyed me. I don't think, I would have found the humor quite so stupid, hadn't he sat next to me, laughing so hard at every little thing. When Brad Pitt was about to fight Bruce Lee, he excitedly exclaimed "Oh no! He's gonna do it! Amazing!" and…