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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Sweet dreams are made of this
    Who am I to disagree?
    I travel the world
    And the seven seas
    Everybody's looking for something"

    Snyder's most layered and overwhelming film, Sucker Punch lives up to its name. It stands as a unique entry in Zack Snyder's endlessly impressive filmography in that until Army of the Dead is out, this is his only original story. Despite that, Sucker Punch still retains Zack Snyder's core thesis he masterfully weaves into all of his…

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    Part of Hoop-Tober 2020

    Movie #12

    "It was a good dream. A really good dream. You were dressed in all white, like a ghost. Like a really beautiful ghost. You were walking down this white hallway with this big white horse saying you were gonna come and take me back home."

    Rob Zombie's Halloween II (henceforth to be referred to as "Zombieween II") is one of the boldest and most striking entries in the series, and perhaps in the entire…

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  • On-Gaku: Our Sound

    On-Gaku: Our Sound


    Funny, touching, a masterpiece. The closest animation has gotten to Ralph Bakshi since, well, Bakshi. This is a pure example of a "passion project" in every sense. Nearly a one man film based on a self published webcomic, the culmination of over 7 years of hard passionate work. It will remind you how special it is to find and create something you love.

  • Gremlins



    Movie where something from China comes to the U.S. and wrecks havok because people don't follow the damn simple rules and dismiss the threat as non-existent, leading to many senseless deaths.

    A perfect movie to watch for the 2020 Christmas season!

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  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat


    Bo Welch's magnum opus, Le Chat au Chapeau (2003) also known as "The Cat in the Hat", is one of the most daring and experimental films Hollywood has crafted in the 2000's. Never have I seen a film attack childhood trauma this strongly as well as be a self-deconstructive satire on the Hollywood industry and bastardization of children's media. No one except Bo Welch, who had worked on the production design for films such as Ghostbusters II and Edward Scissorhands,…

  • Vincent



    Tim Burton was 24 years old,
    He was very polite and did what he was told,
    For a man his age he was creative and radiant,
    And this skill shows in his short film Vincent.

    A modern masterpiece of gothic art
    It's a tale that impales through the heart
    A passion filled tribute to a cult horror favorite
    Is oozing with imagination and loving spirit.

    It's short and sweet
    It's rather melancholic
    It's a timeless lesson
    To not be hyperbolic…