• Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★★

    I just wanted to talk about how much I liked Avatar: The Last Airbender, but this is cool too, I guess.

  • Descendants 2

    Descendants 2

    Could’ve been good if Ben died and Mal declared her love for Evie and they became the Queens of Auradon and ended poverty and sexism forever. That didn’t happen though so this movie sucks.

  • Descendants

    Descendants

    ★★★★★

    this movie changed the trajectory of my life. ive already used this joke but i need to say that my life did not change for the better. “Did I Mention” was my top listened to in 2015. The world should’ve ended in 2012 like the lord prophesied.

  • Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry

    Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry

    FAIRY TAIL RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE DO NOT LET YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOLER WATCH THIS

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    This one’s for the yaoi girlies!! 💕💕💕

  • Zootopia

    Zootopia

    ★★★

    Tbh the movie is fine. But it spawned the worst subgenre of people and made the already existing furries even worse. This movie owes me compensation for the abortion comic. I am getting ready to sue.

  • My Hero Academia: Two Heroes

    My Hero Academia: Two Heroes

    I paid real money for this when I was 15 and it’s haunted me ever since.

  • Monster High: Friday Night Frights

    Monster High: Friday Night Frights

    ★★★★★

    This movie made me upset because it tricked me into thinking I could be a roller skating girlie when all I ever did at the rink was embarass myself. I fell even with the kiddy gate. However, I can concede that this movie was the first step to modern day feminism, so I can forgive this movie for the bruises and humilation I went through as a child that fundamentally shaped who I am as a person.

  • Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back

    Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

    If you didn’t cry at Ash getting medusa’d you’re not real

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    ★★★★★

    Hot people in formal wear with swords and guns. Peak cinema. I got grounded for bringing a pistol to a Halloween party and claiming it was in the fashion of Elizabeth Bennett.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    I can never watch this movie. I have to figure out the entire plot from the word of people around me, and I have never received a consistent answer as to what this movie is about. It’s wonderful.

  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    this movie whitewashed my mom