Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
  • Meet Me in St. Louis
  • About Time

Recent activity

  • The Mummy


  • Infinity Pool

  • The Whale


  • Sunset Boulevard


Recent reviews

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    “You can’t kill it with fire it’s dark magic!” -Me at least 10 times to my baby brother watching this. 

    Damn this kid needs a Charmed marathon. 

    A fun campy adventure movie with hot people that never listen what more can you want? 

    RIP to all the locals that were expendable for cool fight scenes except that one dude needed for the sequel. 

    This was my first watch.

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    Sometimes I watch a movie and am like maybe this would be better if I’m on drugs. For this particular movie, I think I would only enjoy it if those drugs were tranquilizers.

Popular reviews

  • Fall



    Oh no the consequences of my own actions

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    This movie is only edit material. It’s entirely lifeless and devoid of originality. It feels like movie because there is no substance. I apologize I was incredibly bored. I wish Florence the best. She and her costars were not at fault it’s just the blandest film I’ve seen in a bit.