Ryan Daniel

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Gold team rules

Shyamalan hate will not be tolerated 😀

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Green Mile
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

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  • Some Like It Hot

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  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Die Another Day

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  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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    This is way better than I expected, and I loved it. But you expect me to believe that it took them over a year to find β€˜Heroes’ by David Bowie? Who doesn’t know that song?

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

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    Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.

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  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

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    β€˜You’ll always be my rock bottom’ is CRAZY

  • Matt Rife: Natural Selection

    Matt Rife: Natural Selection

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    β€œI wish my entire audience was 65 and up. It’d be a much shorter career, but...”

    Much shorter than 15 minutes?

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  • Donnie Brasco

    Donnie Brasco

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    β€œDonnie, you know, sometimes I think in that orphanage they dropped you on your fuckin’ head.”

    One of my new favorite scenes in movie history is Tim Blake Nelson, Paul Giamatti and Johnny Depp sitting in a circle talking about the many meanings of β€˜fuhgettaboutit’.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

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    β€œIn case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”

    When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys. Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go:
    β€œπŸ™„ *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”

    If that has happened even once, it was a success.