Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Peter Pan & Wendy 2023

  ★½ Watched 01 May 2023

  Get these Tory kids off my screen NOW

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  Babel 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 18 May 2023 1

  Serving cunt but in a deeply miserable way

Recent reviews

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  Eastern Promises 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  Didn’t realised how much I’d value seeing Viggo’s cinematic gooch on screen until now

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  The Pope's Exorcist 2023

  ★½ Watched 07 Jun 2023

  At least it was more Italian than the super Mario bros movie

Popular reviews

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  Barbie: Dolphin Magic 2017

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2022

  The mermaid swapped her tail for legs to scissor with Barbie

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  Spencer 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2021

  This was incredible. The way the intensity of a panic attack has literally been translated to film format is terrifying and mesmerising! SUFFOCATING. 

  I won’t be able to stop talking about the score for weeks I fear. Don’t even get me started in the costumes and set design.

  It’s the way the Queen, Charles and Camilla OOZE evil in this film. They’re demons.

  You don’t think about Kristen Stewart The Actress once. We’re watching Diana Spencer The Rebel in 4:3 technicolour. Performance of a lifetime honey!!!

  
  This one is for the girls, gays and theys x