♡ I would rather stand with Lindsay Lohan and be judged by the world than stand with the world and be judged by Lindsay Lohan ♡

Favorite films

  • TÁR
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Babylon

Recent activity

  • Eastern Promises


  • The Pope's Exorcist


  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • The Covenant


Pinned reviews

  • Peter Pan & Wendy

    Peter Pan & Wendy


    Get these Tory kids off my screen NOW

  • Babel



    Serving cunt but in a deeply miserable way

Recent reviews

  • Eastern Promises

    Eastern Promises


    Didn’t realised how much I’d value seeing Viggo’s cinematic gooch on screen until now

  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist


    At least it was more Italian than the super Mario bros movie

Popular reviews

  • Barbie: Dolphin Magic

    Barbie: Dolphin Magic


    The mermaid swapped her tail for legs to scissor with Barbie

  • Spencer



    This was incredible. The way the intensity of a panic attack has literally been translated to film format is terrifying and mesmerising! SUFFOCATING. 

    I won’t be able to stop talking about the score for weeks I fear. Don’t even get me started in the costumes and set design.

    It’s the way the Queen, Charles and Camilla OOZE evil in this film. They’re demons.

    You don’t think about Kristen Stewart The Actress once. We’re watching Diana Spencer The Rebel in 4:3 technicolour. Performance of a lifetime honey!!!

    This one is for the girls, gays and theys x