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  • Young Mr. Jazz

    ★★★

  • The Girl with the Instagram

    ★★

  • The Queen Is Dead

    ★★★

  • Pinocchio

    ★★½

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…