Favorite films

  • Us
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Pitch Perfect

Recent activity

  • The Slumber Party Massacre


  • Clerks


  • What If

  • About Time


Recent reviews

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    The Slumber Party Massacre


    Everyone’s talking about how cleverly feminist this actually is. It honestly just feels like you guys are pulling a JK Rowling, deciding something is something it’s not decades later.

  • What If

    What If

    Reminds me of when I used to watch buzzfeed in 2013 and thought the entire world was like that and I felt sick because I didn’t like it

    Also jalapeños don’t hurt that much

Popular reviews

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music


    I’m shocked this has any good reviews. The camera work and set design looks like a lifetime movie. The daughters who I like as actors were given the cringiest roles. Each scene drags with no comedy. So many weird silences and camera work. How did they manage to do something so bad. This is not so bad it’s good. This movie has no heart.

  • Possibly in Michigan

    Possibly in Michigan


    This is what Kate bush used as inspo for hounds of love