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  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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  • Bones and All

    ★★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★½

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    ★★★★★

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  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★★★

    aggressively heterosexual but also somehow queer I don't know how he does it

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

    For some reason I didn't love this as much as the 20 other times I've seen this (yes, really, that many times) and it's either due to years of horrendous Star Wars discourse or noticing how much of the continuing story was ruined by the next film. This is by far the best Star Wars movie, but maybe it's because I was hoping it would feel like a fitting conclusion to the story set up by The Force Awakens (because…

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    YA novel core

    great gore in places but i’m not super crazy about this. the romance takes a bit of a back seat and the horror stuff wasn't really enough to fill that void. loved the road trip stretch. reminded me of doctor sleep, surprisingly. thank you mark rylance for playing herbert the pervert from family guy

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★½

    i was very apprehensive at first, these characters are annoying and this movie is way too online (smash cut to among us) but this is so fucking good. rian johnson, you have done it again. there are some shots in here that made my jaw drop. as much as i miss the pure autumnal feel of the first.... this is still pretty damn good. the satire feels much more poignant this time around, and the emotional catharsis is fucking awesome.…

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  • Igor

    Igor

    ★★★★★

    EARFQUAKE is probably my favorite track

  • Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

    Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

    ★★★★½

    absolutely fucking insane and the editor went all in on this,, like,, the editor is edgar wright on crack what the FUCK is this movie

    no I can't get over the editing like what the fuck it's seriously edgar wright dialed up to 11, it's 100 gecs but translated to adobe premiere, what the actual FUCK

    also mad scientist velma is really hot