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  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall


    absolutely dumb as hell, nonsensical in all the best ways. just incredibly enjoyable, really. a genuine good time.

    I mean they have lasers! why give them lasers? why not! give everything lasers.

  • What Happened Was...

    What Happened Was...


    unfortunately the interesting camerawork early on gives way to typical stage play to film adaptation the rest of the way through. also, no thanks on this particular type of film. dude wants a mom, I get it. solid performances tho & I enjoyed the dollhouse oddness.

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    The Royal Tenenbaums


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    Hard to Be a God


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