Eli

Too pretentious to watch short movies, too lazy to write long reviews

Favorite films

  • Forrest Gump
  • Moonlight
  • Her
  • The Incredibles

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  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★½

  • Women Talking

    ★★★

  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    ★★★★½

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  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★½

    I have been DYING to see a truly fucked up movie and thank god I saw this

    never wanted to vomit more during a movie in my life

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ★★★

    the acting was very good but honestly was not a huge fan of the editing or cinematography, particularly the color grading which was so ugly :/

    also don’t tease me with Frances mcdormand like that

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  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods

    ★★★★½

    This movie is amazing on its own merits, but I must and will continue to point out that every movie is better when you get Broadway people in the cast (looking at you Norm Lewis).

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★

    Give Taylor Russell’s snot the Oscar!