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  • Kiss of the Dragon

    Kiss of the Dragon


    The route of the devout. Not all action heroes know it. Not all of them need it. Some of them couldn’t find it on a map handed to them, let alone plot it in their mind and maintain the destination amid disorientation. However, some action heroes live by it. The route is as metaphorically straight and narrow as it gets, a rigid line from wrong-thing Point A to right-thing Point B. Spatially? Depends on how many schmoes, lackeys and big…

  • Blood Red Sky

    Blood Red Sky


    A sanguine slab of grab-bag genre filmmaking full to bursting with fiendish turns and unexpected thoughtfulness, "Blood Red Sky" is the sort of surprise best enjoyed with a blank slate. Does it occasionally forget its own structure and offer flashbacks within flashbacks? Yes. But its inclination toward narrative completism at least has a compelling point among all the havoc, which is to suggest how someone can be so quickly "othered" and dehumanized. There are a lot of snarky snowclone titles you could slap on this thing. But frankly, they're all beneath a surprisingly contemplative, carnage-laden curio.


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    Riding the Bus with My Sister

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  • The Dirt

    The Dirt


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